1 00:00:08,009 --> 00:00:12,000 In the Sign of the Lion 2 00:00:28,879 --> 00:00:31,339 - I'm done. - Read it to me. 3 00:00:35,640 --> 00:00:40,729 "And standing there on the hill, the young baroness gazed toward the castle 4 00:00:41,640 --> 00:00:47,189 for the last time. A castle which had been her home since she was a little girl. " 5 00:00:48,159 --> 00:00:52,060 "And tears were pouring down her cheeks. " 6 00:00:52,799 --> 00:00:55,820 "Her eyes were filled with sorrow. " 7 00:00:56,439 --> 00:00:59,140 - It sounds a bit over the top. - Maybe so. 8 00:01:06,120 --> 00:01:08,510 "Then she jumped into the ocean. " 9 00:01:09,040 --> 00:01:13,319 "She threw herself at the mercy of the sea... " 10 00:01:14,120 --> 00:01:18,370 "And while her lungs filled with water, she was thinking... " 11 00:01:19,159 --> 00:01:25,870 "And while her lungs filled with water, she was thinking... " 12 00:01:27,000 --> 00:01:29,670 "Let a spell be cast upon the beautiful castle... " 13 00:01:30,239 --> 00:01:32,980 "A spell upon her relatives who still live there... The End. " 14 00:01:33,560 --> 00:01:37,250 - That's a beautiful ending. - Yes. 15 00:01:37,959 --> 00:01:41,750 - Quiet. Rasmussen is in hot water. - I think there will be a letter in the mail today. 16 00:01:42,480 --> 00:01:46,590 - Yes, another manuscript returned. - No, not this time. 17 00:01:47,359 --> 00:01:49,569 - Here I am with the Doppelgangers. - Doppelgangers? 18 00:01:50,079 --> 00:01:53,980 Yes, aren't there 47 people who die in your novel? And then they always return... 19 00:01:54,719 --> 00:01:58,689 - Then they have to be Doppelgangers - That's not funny at all! 20 00:01:59,439 --> 00:02:02,180 Why do you think nobody wants to publish this novel? 21 00:02:02,760 --> 00:02:04,650 - It's too good. - Touching. 22 00:02:05,120 --> 00:02:08,560 That's so sad. We have a letter to prove it. 23 00:02:09,240 --> 00:02:12,330 - Loads of letters. - From every publisher in Denmark. 24 00:02:12,960 --> 00:02:17,030 One of them said they'd never read anything more horrible. 25 00:02:17,800 --> 00:02:20,889 Another one says, "One death too many. " 26 00:02:21,520 --> 00:02:24,930 That part you read was kind of sad. 27 00:02:25,599 --> 00:02:28,300 Here's the letter. Read it, Rosa. 28 00:02:30,719 --> 00:02:34,340 "Dear writers". Writers... That's good. 29 00:02:35,039 --> 00:02:37,460 "I'm sorry to be the bearer of bad news... " 30 00:02:38,000 --> 00:02:41,759 "Your family chronicles don't interest us. " 31 00:02:42,479 --> 00:02:45,250 "The time for such novels has passed. " 32 00:02:45,840 --> 00:02:48,680 "Today we need stronger, meatier and much 33 00:02:49,280 --> 00:02:55,150 more character-driven stories with lots of sexual innuendo. " 34 00:02:56,159 --> 00:03:00,090 God almighty! Can such filth really get published? 35 00:03:00,840 --> 00:03:03,120 Look what it says here. 36 00:03:03,639 --> 00:03:06,830 "The morning after, my body looked like the Danish flag: all red and white... " 37 00:03:07,479 --> 00:03:10,289 "I've never fukked so hard and violently in my entire life. " 38 00:03:10,879 --> 00:03:14,710 They can't even spell. "Fucking" with two k's. 39 00:03:15,439 --> 00:03:16,449 And then there's this part. 40 00:03:16,800 --> 00:03:20,909 "He tore off my little pink panties and there he was with his big 41 00:03:21,680 --> 00:03:24,240 hard, swollen... " No it can't be! 42 00:03:24,800 --> 00:03:27,120 - Yes, it is. - What? 43 00:03:27,639 --> 00:03:31,500 - Cock! - It says "cock". I can't believe it. 44 00:03:32,240 --> 00:03:36,490 And our family chronicles, they're so sweet and innocent. 45 00:03:37,280 --> 00:03:39,909 You ladies have never been with a real man. 46 00:03:40,479 --> 00:03:42,759 We haven't? 47 00:03:43,280 --> 00:03:47,780 - Should we give him the naked truth? - Yes, you'd believe that! 48 00:03:55,800 --> 00:03:59,770 I'm so eager to meet the count. 49 00:04:00,520 --> 00:04:03,400 We were just two young schoolgirls when we first arrived at the count's mansion. 50 00:04:04,000 --> 00:04:08,280 We met Yrsa, a strong woman who was said to be a major force in the family. 51 00:04:09,080 --> 00:04:11,610 We were just two very shy girls. 52 00:04:13,280 --> 00:04:15,979 - Count? - I said I didn't want to be disturbed. 53 00:04:16,560 --> 00:04:20,040 May I introduce your two new maids? This is Soffy and Rosa. 54 00:04:20,720 --> 00:04:24,230 Oh, Miss Yrsa. Just finish me off then you can leave. 55 00:04:24,920 --> 00:04:28,639 I'm done. Thank you. Well these two had better be exquisite. 56 00:04:33,839 --> 00:04:38,759 Yes, yes, Splendid! May I feel your... "special attributes"? 57 00:04:41,480 --> 00:04:43,970 Count Johann never bought anything he didn't like. 58 00:04:44,519 --> 00:04:46,620 No, he wanted to be absolutely sure. 59 00:04:47,120 --> 00:04:49,930 Before he hired two new servants. 60 00:04:50,519 --> 00:04:53,779 And when we had satisfied his finicky demands... 61 00:04:54,439 --> 00:04:55,629 And his finicky hands... 62 00:04:56,000 --> 00:05:00,139 We were taken care of in the mansion's unique style, so to speak. 63 00:05:00,920 --> 00:05:02,990 Girls, you've passed! Let's give you a try! 64 00:05:24,560 --> 00:05:27,259 And we liked it. 65 00:06:51,399 --> 00:06:54,000 - That was the naked truth. - I'll be damned. 66 00:06:54,560 --> 00:06:57,720 Yes, if the publisher doesn't want our nice romantic stories... 67 00:06:58,360 --> 00:07:00,779 We could just give them the real deal... 68 00:07:01,319 --> 00:07:04,410 - Kiss, kiss, wham, bang! - Isn't that a little too personal? 69 00:07:05,040 --> 00:07:08,620 You were the first to throw off your clothes. You always were! 70 00:07:11,160 --> 00:07:14,250 Wasn't it you who first went down on him? 71 00:07:14,879 --> 00:07:17,370 - You're right Rosa, let's do it! - Do what? 72 00:07:17,920 --> 00:07:22,100 Write a family chronicle based on our own experiences. 73 00:07:22,879 --> 00:07:27,379 We'll show them "character-driven. " 74 00:07:28,199 --> 00:07:31,709 - And "sexual innuendo. " - You're going to write an erotic novel? 75 00:07:32,399 --> 00:07:35,000 - Yes! - God almighty! 76 00:07:35,560 --> 00:07:40,410 HP? The novel is not going to be about him, but about that old fart, Count Johann. 77 00:07:41,279 --> 00:07:45,139 We don't even have to name the castle, nor do we have to give our real names. 78 00:07:45,879 --> 00:07:49,430 Smart. Just you keep quiet. 79 00:07:50,120 --> 00:07:53,420 - My lips are sealed. - Let's go to work! 80 00:07:54,079 --> 00:07:57,410 "You learn new things every day... Dumdidumm" 81 00:07:58,079 --> 00:08:01,199 "When you deliver mail... Dumdidumm" 82 00:08:01,839 --> 00:08:04,959 "Dirty talking... Dumdidumm" 83 00:08:05,600 --> 00:08:08,439 "But, see no evil, hear no evil... Dumdidumm" 84 00:08:10,399 --> 00:08:14,720 Morning, Count. Here's a receipt from the butcher, some receipts from the bank. 85 00:08:20,160 --> 00:08:24,230 And a package for the Moral Rearmament Fund. To the founder, it says... 86 00:08:25,000 --> 00:08:27,000 You're the founder of that fund? Funny... Ha Ha... 87 00:08:27,480 --> 00:08:29,759 I was thinking about the poor Count. 88 00:08:30,279 --> 00:08:32,629 A lot of funny stuff was happening during his time. 89 00:08:33,159 --> 00:08:35,899 - Says who? - Rumors. But I'm sure it's all just a lie. 90 00:08:36,480 --> 00:08:39,639 There's never been any orgies here. Those girls just make things up. 91 00:08:40,279 --> 00:08:43,440 - What girls? - Rose and Soffy. The old ladies. 92 00:08:44,080 --> 00:08:46,990 They're writing a novel about your ancestors. 93 00:08:47,600 --> 00:08:50,480 About all the parties, orgies and naked ladies. 94 00:08:51,080 --> 00:08:55,960 But I'm sure it's all a lie. My lips are sealed. 95 00:09:09,759 --> 00:09:12,360 Count HP was just Count Johann's second cousin. 96 00:09:12,919 --> 00:09:16,779 But Count Johann made him residuary heir anyway. 97 00:09:17,519 --> 00:09:19,340 They hated each other. 98 00:09:19,799 --> 00:09:22,570 But Count Johann was a man of his word. 99 00:09:23,159 --> 00:09:25,370 And family is family. 100 00:09:25,879 --> 00:09:28,409 Let's start when Count Hubert was shown the door. 101 00:09:28,960 --> 00:09:31,029 Let me, let me. 102 00:09:36,600 --> 00:09:41,590 Count Hubert was a horrible person. 103 00:09:42,480 --> 00:09:46,899 Narrow-minded, a hypocrite and a... 104 00:09:49,279 --> 00:09:51,529 Peeping Tom. 105 00:10:05,360 --> 00:10:10,730 One night, when two of Count Johann's young guests 106 00:10:11,679 --> 00:10:16,070 had a little "indiscretion" so to speak 107 00:10:16,879 --> 00:10:20,919 otherwise known as love between two girls 108 00:10:21,679 --> 00:10:25,960 Count Hubert snuck up and spied on the girls 109 00:10:26,759 --> 00:10:30,799 in their moment of intimacy. 110 00:12:04,360 --> 00:12:08,049 - Let go! - You whore! 111 00:12:11,120 --> 00:12:13,370 When Count Johann discovered his cousin's 112 00:12:13,879 --> 00:12:17,950 peculiar habits 113 00:12:18,720 --> 00:12:21,389 he was furious. 114 00:12:22,399 --> 00:12:25,519 The good old count 115 00:12:26,320 --> 00:12:31,730 had always been 116 00:12:34,320 --> 00:12:38,500 an aristocrat. 117 00:12:41,600 --> 00:12:43,990 He was the first person in Denmark 118 00:12:44,519 --> 00:12:46,620 to own an automobile. 119 00:12:47,120 --> 00:12:49,009 He was also the one 120 00:12:49,480 --> 00:12:52,639 who brought the new art of 121 00:12:53,279 --> 00:12:55,100 photography to Denmark. 122 00:12:55,559 --> 00:12:58,299 Among the guests at Boholms Castle- 123 00:12:58,879 --> 00:13:01,269 was one Oscar Pilford. 124 00:13:01,799 --> 00:13:05,129 Who had bought a camera in Paris 125 00:13:05,799 --> 00:13:08,990 for the purpose of making photographs. 126 00:13:09,639 --> 00:13:15,190 The count knew right away 127 00:13:16,159 --> 00:13:19,179 what this thing 128 00:13:19,799 --> 00:13:23,980 would be good for. 129 00:13:26,639 --> 00:13:30,220 Continue, Soffy, you were there. 130 00:13:30,919 --> 00:13:33,019 Yes! 131 00:13:38,200 --> 00:13:43,750 It was a beautiful summer day at the castle. 132 00:13:44,720 --> 00:13:48,549 My dear Pilford, how do you make those pictures 133 00:13:49,279 --> 00:13:51,769 you see in art galleries? 134 00:13:52,320 --> 00:13:55,129 You mean photographs? 135 00:13:55,720 --> 00:14:00,950 Yes, of beautiful young women in nothing but their birthday suit. 136 00:14:01,879 --> 00:14:06,899 First, you need a beautiful model. 137 00:14:07,799 --> 00:14:09,730 Soffy? 138 00:14:12,879 --> 00:14:17,970 - Soffy, are you ready? - Yes, count. 139 00:14:20,559 --> 00:14:24,110 Go ahead, dear Pilford. Your nude model is waiting for you. 140 00:14:28,799 --> 00:14:32,350 But, I can't just... Sure you can. 141 00:14:33,879 --> 00:14:35,909 Emma! 142 00:14:37,240 --> 00:14:41,000 Now little Miss Soffy. Just put your hand here. 143 00:14:41,720 --> 00:14:44,700 And the other one like this. And look out toward the lake. 144 00:14:45,320 --> 00:14:48,799 Like in a "wet" dream that symbolizes the... 145 00:14:52,080 --> 00:14:53,870 Emma! 146 00:14:54,320 --> 00:14:57,620 Yes, like that. Lift up your head like that. 147 00:14:58,279 --> 00:15:00,909 And the breasts. Breasts up and forward. 148 00:15:04,279 --> 00:15:07,399 So, you've started taking pictures of other women's breasts? 149 00:15:08,039 --> 00:15:10,179 - Emma! - Aren't mine good enough? 150 00:15:10,679 --> 00:15:13,279 So my dear, loving husband doesn't want 151 00:15:13,840 --> 00:15:16,720 his own wife to do nude modeling anymore? 152 00:15:17,320 --> 00:15:20,129 I was the first model in Denmark 153 00:15:20,720 --> 00:15:22,470 to show my bottom. 154 00:15:22,919 --> 00:15:24,990 Good, Emma! 155 00:15:27,759 --> 00:15:31,309 - Soffy, now you and I will create art. - Emma, I'm begging you. 156 00:15:32,000 --> 00:15:35,330 - On with it. - The world's most beautiful photograph 157 00:15:36,000 --> 00:15:37,860 is waiting. Take the damn picture! 158 00:15:38,320 --> 00:15:41,440 Ah, yes. Good. Good. 159 00:15:42,080 --> 00:15:45,870 Stay still. Are we ready? 160 00:15:46,600 --> 00:15:48,850 Ready, Freddy. 161 00:15:49,360 --> 00:15:52,620 I would love to have 162 00:15:53,279 --> 00:15:56,230 a photograph of you. 163 00:15:56,840 --> 00:15:59,299 And in return 164 00:15:59,840 --> 00:16:03,100 I'll give you one of mine. 165 00:16:03,759 --> 00:16:06,600 More than twenty different positions 166 00:16:07,200 --> 00:16:09,659 Sure. 167 00:16:10,200 --> 00:16:13,220 One where you're picking flowers 168 00:16:13,840 --> 00:16:16,580 One where you throw me a kiss 169 00:16:17,159 --> 00:16:20,139 One where you're riding a bike in the forest with a kitten 170 00:16:20,759 --> 00:16:23,220 That one I'd like to have. 171 00:16:23,759 --> 00:16:26,179 - Stop. - Anything strange? 172 00:16:26,720 --> 00:16:29,769 Something is missing here. A third person perhaps. 173 00:16:30,399 --> 00:16:33,169 Someone who could... fill the empty space 174 00:16:33,759 --> 00:16:36,570 - I don't agree at all. - Perhaps a man? 175 00:16:37,159 --> 00:16:39,620 - What about the count? - Emma! 176 00:16:40,159 --> 00:16:42,929 Why didn't I think of that?. 177 00:16:43,519 --> 00:16:45,100 Come on, Pilford, lets do it. 178 00:16:46,799 --> 00:16:49,889 And that's when Count Hubert showed up. As always 179 00:16:50,639 --> 00:16:54,779 he was spying, instead of doing something useful. 180 00:16:55,559 --> 00:16:58,750 Are you ready with your device? Because I'm ready with mine. 181 00:16:59,399 --> 00:17:01,679 Yes, don't move. 182 00:17:15,319 --> 00:17:16,829 - Stop it. - Yes, my friend. 183 00:17:17,240 --> 00:17:20,680 - Don't move, I said. - Yes yes 184 00:17:21,359 --> 00:17:22,619 Hurry up will you! 185 00:17:23,000 --> 00:17:25,950 Stop. Stay still, I said.. 186 00:17:34,000 --> 00:17:37,259 - Stop moving! - Excuse me, dear Pilford. 187 00:17:37,920 --> 00:17:40,130 and later that day 188 00:17:40,640 --> 00:17:43,130 Count Hubert was 189 00:17:43,680 --> 00:17:47,400 nothing more than 190 00:17:48,119 --> 00:17:49,769 just Cousin HP. 191 00:17:50,200 --> 00:17:51,430 "Dear Donkey Dick" 192 00:17:51,799 --> 00:17:54,359 What should the title be? 193 00:17:54,920 --> 00:17:58,920 You see old Hubert was a Leo... 194 00:17:59,680 --> 00:18:03,440 "In the Sign of the Lion" But what about the writer's name? 195 00:18:04,160 --> 00:18:06,160 The Lion is good. 196 00:18:06,640 --> 00:18:10,680 Here lies a young man, he's a lion, he's far far away... 197 00:18:11,440 --> 00:18:13,900 - It has to be Tony. - Tony? 198 00:18:14,440 --> 00:18:18,160 - Tony Bram. It's in the cards. - He'll go crazy! 199 00:18:18,880 --> 00:18:23,019 - But he'll never know. - My lips are sealed. 200 00:18:47,079 --> 00:18:52,519 That's when Cousin HP, as always, came and ruined everything. 201 00:18:53,480 --> 00:18:57,059 Ah, that stupid, stupid man! 202 00:18:57,759 --> 00:19:01,549 - Now look at my garden. - So the ladies are writing again. 203 00:19:04,039 --> 00:19:06,210 Perhaps a little family chronicle? 204 00:19:06,720 --> 00:19:09,559 What's that, HP? 205 00:19:10,160 --> 00:19:12,789 A little bird whispered in my ear... 206 00:19:13,359 --> 00:19:15,710 That you're going to write about my dead cousin. 207 00:19:16,240 --> 00:19:20,589 - He was such an immoral human being. - He was not! 208 00:19:21,400 --> 00:19:26,700 It's all how you look at it. If you only knew what I know about him. 209 00:19:27,640 --> 00:19:32,099 - We do. - How? Have you read his diaries? 210 00:19:32,920 --> 00:19:37,170 - You stole them? - Certainly not. 211 00:19:37,960 --> 00:19:40,589 I never found them again, so it must have been you. 212 00:19:41,160 --> 00:19:47,170 If we want to write about your cousin, it's none of your business. 213 00:19:48,200 --> 00:19:52,240 Exactly. That includes you too, HP. 214 00:19:53,000 --> 00:19:56,410 Yes, as long as it's beautiful and romantic 215 00:19:57,079 --> 00:20:00,730 I won't have to interfere. Goodbye, my ladies. 216 00:20:04,039 --> 00:20:06,849 I'll give him some diaries. We have to move on. 217 00:20:07,440 --> 00:20:11,829 Yes, but what about the rest of photographer Pilford and his wife Emma. 218 00:20:12,640 --> 00:20:16,680 Let's start with HP. That snake. He told the photographer 219 00:20:17,440 --> 00:20:20,000 he'd seen Count Johann 220 00:20:20,559 --> 00:20:24,740 and the photographer's wife 221 00:20:25,519 --> 00:20:28,079 doing it. 222 00:20:31,839 --> 00:20:35,319 But Yrsa took care of that in her own way. 223 00:20:39,559 --> 00:20:44,299 Good day, Mr. Pilford. Where's your "photographing device" today? 224 00:20:45,160 --> 00:20:48,420 What's that? Coffee or Brandy? 225 00:20:49,079 --> 00:20:52,910 Two cups, two glasses... and cookies. Where's the count? 226 00:20:53,640 --> 00:20:55,920 Aha... 227 00:20:56,440 --> 00:20:59,319 Aha, just as i suspected. 228 00:20:59,920 --> 00:21:01,599 Ahahaaa! 229 00:21:02,039 --> 00:21:05,480 I'll just... I can... Ahhhaaa... 230 00:21:06,160 --> 00:21:09,849 C'mon. Let me in. And come on out of there. 231 00:21:10,559 --> 00:21:14,069 - My husband will kill us. - Take it easy, Emma. 232 00:21:14,759 --> 00:21:17,359 I can handle this. 233 00:21:26,640 --> 00:21:29,549 Pilleman, my old friend 234 00:21:30,160 --> 00:21:32,549 - You're, er... unexpected. - Where is she? 235 00:21:33,079 --> 00:21:35,890 - Who? - My wife, idiot. She's in your bed! 236 00:21:36,480 --> 00:21:39,250 That's not your wife. Just some cheap woman I picked up. 237 00:21:39,839 --> 00:21:41,769 My wife! Damn you! Let me in! 238 00:21:42,240 --> 00:21:45,049 I can't let go of such a vigorous young woman. 239 00:21:45,640 --> 00:21:48,099 Just a moment. I'll assume 240 00:21:48,640 --> 00:21:52,190 you can recognize your wife's more intimate parts? 241 00:21:52,880 --> 00:21:56,670 And if you get to see, um... Just those parts 242 00:21:57,400 --> 00:22:00,099 - Splendid. - I'm not so sure. 243 00:22:00,680 --> 00:22:03,279 - I'll ask the lady. - Yes, please do. 244 00:22:15,119 --> 00:22:17,369 Hurry. Spread your legs. 245 00:22:17,880 --> 00:22:22,829 Miss Yrsa, I've never tried that before. And right now... 246 00:22:24,920 --> 00:22:27,089 - Be still. - It tickles. 247 00:22:40,000 --> 00:22:44,710 What do you think Tony would say, if his name were on a novel like this? 248 00:22:45,559 --> 00:22:47,950 Not a word. He's far away. 249 00:22:49,559 --> 00:22:54,059 - She's certainly taking her time, eh? - Welcome. The lady is ready. 250 00:23:04,279 --> 00:23:07,609 I apologize. My wife's a blonde. 251 00:23:08,279 --> 00:23:10,769 I'm so sorry, dear Pilford. 252 00:23:14,960 --> 00:23:18,369 Are you sure it was Count Hubert that told him? 253 00:23:19,039 --> 00:23:22,410 Definitely. That's what Miss Yrsa said. 254 00:23:23,079 --> 00:23:26,559 A splendid idea, Miss Yrsa. You have saved my relationship with the count. 255 00:23:27,240 --> 00:23:31,740 I'm not here to talk about relationships with my wife. Thank you. Cheers. 256 00:23:37,839 --> 00:23:42,369 Aaah little Miss Yrsa. What surprises life has in store. 257 00:23:45,440 --> 00:23:50,880 Miss Yrsa? Miss Yrsa? What are you up to? 258 00:23:52,960 --> 00:23:55,799 I mean, rather... 259 00:23:56,400 --> 00:23:59,769 I've got film developing. 260 00:24:00,440 --> 00:24:02,299 Miss Yrsa! 261 00:24:05,039 --> 00:24:06,019 Miss Yrsa... 262 00:24:12,880 --> 00:24:15,859 You've got a wonderful mouth. You really know how to use it. 263 00:24:16,480 --> 00:24:18,410 There are those who... 264 00:24:20,480 --> 00:24:22,799 Who told you? 265 00:24:23,319 --> 00:24:24,480 It was... It was... 266 00:24:24,839 --> 00:24:28,460 - Who? - It was the count. The count. The count. 267 00:24:29,160 --> 00:24:33,549 Hu... Hu... Hu... Huuubert! 268 00:24:35,519 --> 00:24:38,259 Huuubert! 269 00:24:38,839 --> 00:24:42,740 Oh, sorry, please don't let me interrupt. 270 00:24:46,359 --> 00:24:50,470 Wow! 271 00:24:51,240 --> 00:24:53,099 And here comes Rasmussen, right on time. 272 00:24:55,680 --> 00:24:58,210 I'll be damned, that was funny! 273 00:24:58,759 --> 00:25:01,390 This will be the novel of the year. 274 00:25:04,000 --> 00:25:07,119 - Do you want to publish it? - You bet I do. 275 00:25:07,759 --> 00:25:11,309 You know people don't like erotic novels. 276 00:25:12,000 --> 00:25:14,099 What about "Lady Chatterley's Lover"? 277 00:25:14,599 --> 00:25:18,079 If it's even a bit erotic, we've got a bestseller. I'll go and speak with the lady immediately. 278 00:25:18,759 --> 00:25:21,250 Hope she's a sex bomb! 279 00:25:21,799 --> 00:25:24,079 Writer Toni Bram. You coming with me? 280 00:25:24,599 --> 00:25:26,809 - If I can write about it- - If you must. 281 00:25:27,319 --> 00:25:29,670 I believe in progress. 282 00:25:30,200 --> 00:25:32,130 - When are we going? - Right away. 283 00:25:48,480 --> 00:25:51,079 You realize you've just parked on my rake? 284 00:25:51,640 --> 00:25:55,819 - I'm so sorry, please excuse me. - "You're excused", as we say here. 285 00:25:56,599 --> 00:26:01,549 - I'd like to see the author. - The author? 286 00:26:02,440 --> 00:26:05,559 - Doesn't she live around here? - Well... 287 00:26:06,200 --> 00:26:08,730 In a way. 288 00:26:09,279 --> 00:26:13,529 - C'mon, don't you want to meet her? - Yes, please. 289 00:26:17,759 --> 00:26:21,019 Would you like to sit down? May I offer you a glass of sherry? 290 00:26:21,680 --> 00:26:25,259 Thanks, but no thanks; I don't drink on the job. 291 00:26:25,960 --> 00:26:28,910 Well, a glass of sherry, thanks. 292 00:26:29,519 --> 00:26:31,869 Yes, please. Thank you. 293 00:26:34,200 --> 00:26:37,890 It must have been cousin HP. Who else could it have been? 294 00:26:38,599 --> 00:26:40,809 Perhaps it was the vice squad. 295 00:26:41,319 --> 00:26:43,990 Yes, they're always snooping around. 296 00:26:48,160 --> 00:26:50,119 - Here you are. - Thanks. 297 00:26:54,680 --> 00:26:56,849 - Cheers. - Cheers. 298 00:26:58,839 --> 00:27:01,650 What have we done to deserve this visit? 299 00:27:02,240 --> 00:27:05,650 Well, wasn't it curiosity that killed the cat? 300 00:27:06,319 --> 00:27:09,160 We want the truth! 301 00:27:09,759 --> 00:27:11,509 The naked truth! 302 00:27:11,960 --> 00:27:15,329 No, I don't want to hear the naked truth. 303 00:27:16,000 --> 00:27:18,769 - I can't let you. - Not like that. 304 00:27:19,359 --> 00:27:22,549 I was going to pay for it. 305 00:27:23,200 --> 00:27:25,869 And they say the police aren't corrupt. Shame on you! 306 00:27:26,440 --> 00:27:28,440 The police? I don't get it? 307 00:27:28,920 --> 00:27:32,710 - Aren't you from the vice squad? - You sure look like it. 308 00:27:36,440 --> 00:27:38,119 No, more the opposite. 309 00:27:38,559 --> 00:27:41,970 I beg your pardon? Anton F. Moller, Future Publishing. 310 00:27:42,640 --> 00:27:44,640 Karin is my niece, and a journalist. 311 00:27:45,119 --> 00:27:48,029 I was thinking of buying "In the Sign of the Lion". 312 00:27:50,079 --> 00:27:55,519 You mean you want to publish our... I mean, Tony's novel? 313 00:27:56,480 --> 00:27:58,799 Yes. We have a bestseller on our hands. 314 00:27:59,319 --> 00:28:02,579 You never know... Have you ladies read it? 315 00:28:03,240 --> 00:28:06,190 We've had a finger in it, so to speak. 316 00:28:06,799 --> 00:28:09,849 - Isn't that so, Soffy. - Sure, twenty of them! 317 00:28:10,480 --> 00:28:13,740 And we have authorization to act as Tony's agents. 318 00:28:14,400 --> 00:28:17,309 Good, I brought a little contract with me. Just need your signatures then. 319 00:28:17,920 --> 00:28:22,130 - Five. Five thousand? - That's assured. It could be even more. 320 00:28:22,920 --> 00:28:26,609 The authors could earn up to a 30, maybe 40,000 crowns, if the novel does well. 321 00:28:27,319 --> 00:28:31,319 - Where is Miss/Mrs. Toni right now? - Tony? In... uh... Paris. 322 00:28:32,079 --> 00:28:34,849 But I'm sorry to disappoint you. Tony isn't a... 323 00:28:35,440 --> 00:28:39,789 I get it. Shall we say six thousand right away? 324 00:28:40,599 --> 00:28:43,650 - Yes, but... - Seven thousand? 325 00:28:44,279 --> 00:28:46,880 Can't give you a penny more. Seven thousand, yes. 326 00:28:47,440 --> 00:28:52,319 Now we're talking. Seven. Now everything is in black and white. Ain't no stopping us now. 327 00:28:53,200 --> 00:28:55,869 And then there will be a little more for each copy of the novel that sells. 328 00:28:56,440 --> 00:28:59,630 Here, Toni Bram's signature goes there. Here you go. 329 00:29:00,279 --> 00:29:04,849 What I'm trying to tell you is that Tony isn't a woman. 330 00:29:05,680 --> 00:29:07,609 - What? - He's my nephew. 331 00:29:11,559 --> 00:29:13,730 - Is this him? - Yes, handsome isn't he? 332 00:29:14,240 --> 00:29:18,349 - Very much so. Can I borrow this picture? - Ho-ho! 333 00:29:19,119 --> 00:29:23,579 - Yes, there are the ladies. - You've got this. 334 00:29:24,400 --> 00:29:27,450 - There's a postcard from Tony. - Thank you. Put the mail over there. 335 00:29:28,079 --> 00:29:30,400 I'd just like to inform the ladies that Tony will be here next week. 336 00:29:30,920 --> 00:29:33,380 Then he'll be in Copenhagen when the novel comes out. 337 00:29:33,920 --> 00:29:37,710 - Goodbye, Mr. Rasmussen. - Heaven...! 338 00:29:38,440 --> 00:29:40,579 Let me know as soon as Tony is in Copenhagen. 339 00:29:41,079 --> 00:29:45,789 I'll publish the novel right away, and have a little press conference to spice things up. 340 00:29:48,480 --> 00:29:51,460 My ladies, thank you for this afternoon. 341 00:29:57,160 --> 00:30:02,529 - Are we just dreaming? - No. This is real. 342 00:30:03,480 --> 00:30:07,450 - But what if Tony says no? - Hogwash! 343 00:30:08,200 --> 00:30:10,269 He'll just meet with the publisher. 344 00:30:10,759 --> 00:30:13,740 Then he's on the move again. He doesn't even have to see the novel. 345 00:30:14,359 --> 00:30:16,990 He'll just write his name on the check. 346 00:30:17,559 --> 00:30:18,819 Cheers! 347 00:32:02,599 --> 00:32:04,349 There he is. 348 00:32:04,799 --> 00:32:07,779 Welcome to Denmark, my dear lad. 349 00:32:08,400 --> 00:32:10,650 You look delighted. Has something happened? 350 00:32:11,160 --> 00:32:13,089 No, but why do we have to meet here? 351 00:32:13,559 --> 00:32:16,539 We were going to buy you dinner. 352 00:32:17,160 --> 00:32:20,849 We've got a publisher for our family chronicles. 353 00:32:21,559 --> 00:32:26,130 He wants it to be big. We got seven thousand already. 354 00:32:26,960 --> 00:32:30,470 Is there really a publisher for "The Almost Royal Family"? 355 00:32:31,160 --> 00:32:34,640 That dim-witted novel with all those deaths? 356 00:32:35,319 --> 00:32:38,339 Is it a Christian publisher? 357 00:32:38,960 --> 00:32:41,279 No, not really. 358 00:32:41,799 --> 00:32:44,710 The publisher is a true businessman, he sees the potential. 359 00:32:45,319 --> 00:32:47,349 In "The Almost Royal Family"? 360 00:32:47,839 --> 00:32:51,950 That's not its name anymore, it's "In the Sign of the Lion". 361 00:32:52,720 --> 00:32:55,700 - And you wrote it. - I did? 362 00:32:56,319 --> 00:32:59,369 Yes, it's written in the stars. So please, if you don't mind... 363 00:33:00,000 --> 00:33:01,470 Sign this check for us, would you. 364 00:33:01,880 --> 00:33:04,650 - I don't get it. - You don't have to. Just sign. 365 00:33:05,240 --> 00:33:08,500 And then go with us to the press shindig, and have a glass of champagne. 366 00:33:09,160 --> 00:33:12,180 - I can't. - Don't screw this one up. 367 00:33:12,799 --> 00:33:15,990 The novel will only be released if you're the author. 368 00:33:16,640 --> 00:33:18,809 - No... - Tony, please. 369 00:33:19,319 --> 00:33:22,690 - Why does it have to be me? - Count Hubert, at the Bonholm Castle. 370 00:33:23,359 --> 00:33:27,680 Where we were from time to time. He might think this is the key novel. 371 00:33:28,480 --> 00:33:31,960 He's threatened us. Please, sign this. 372 00:33:32,640 --> 00:33:34,990 Help us Tony, you're our only hope. 373 00:33:35,519 --> 00:33:38,329 It can't hurt to go to the press shindig. 374 00:33:38,920 --> 00:33:42,109 I knew you wouldn't let us down. 375 00:33:42,759 --> 00:33:46,019 We've got you a room at the Missionary Hotel. 376 00:33:46,680 --> 00:33:49,630 - I want to read it first. - I'm afraid that's impossible! 377 00:33:55,279 --> 00:33:57,880 That's a good article you wrote on that Tony Bram fellow. 378 00:33:58,440 --> 00:34:01,140 You'll have to get him for an interview. 379 00:34:01,720 --> 00:34:03,650 - Have you read his novel? - No, have you? 380 00:34:04,119 --> 00:34:08,719 Yes, I'm reading it now. I'll see what I can do. 381 00:34:14,280 --> 00:34:15,960 Thanks. 382 00:34:19,039 --> 00:34:23,539 - Oh no, Tony can't see this. - I want all of them. Right away. 383 00:34:29,480 --> 00:34:31,829 Have you got a room for a Tony Bram? 384 00:34:34,519 --> 00:34:37,329 Well, just a moment. 385 00:34:42,320 --> 00:34:45,940 - I'll help you. - Thanks. 386 00:34:47,880 --> 00:34:51,320 Bye for now. 387 00:35:06,480 --> 00:35:10,590 Old Mr. Julerup was an animal, so to speak. 388 00:35:11,360 --> 00:35:13,219 He knew how to have a good time. 389 00:35:13,679 --> 00:35:16,519 One day he went for a little ride around town. 390 00:35:17,119 --> 00:35:19,719 he brought Yrsa and Soffy out for a little ride. 391 00:35:20,280 --> 00:35:24,559 But after a minor accident on the road, Soffy and Yrsa went to work. 392 00:40:43,400 --> 00:40:45,469 What filth! 393 00:40:49,400 --> 00:40:55,789 Connect me with 1448. Vice division. Officer Petersen. 394 00:40:56,880 --> 00:41:00,000 - Aren't you that writer? Tony Bram. - Yes... 395 00:41:00,639 --> 00:41:03,409 I recognize you from today's paper. That novel, right. 396 00:41:04,000 --> 00:41:06,599 Yeah, I'll bet. 397 00:41:07,159 --> 00:41:09,409 We're here to take care of you. 398 00:41:09,920 --> 00:41:12,690 The publisher will be here any second. Fancy a drink? 399 00:41:13,280 --> 00:41:16,369 I'm not sure. I'm not good under the influence of alcohol. 400 00:41:17,000 --> 00:41:20,050 Me neither. Heh heh... 401 00:41:23,320 --> 00:41:26,340 Can you sign it for me? 402 00:41:26,960 --> 00:41:30,329 - My name is Sofus. - S... Sofus? 403 00:41:31,000 --> 00:41:34,900 In the meantime I'll get you a drink. It's not going to be Tiger milk. 404 00:41:35,639 --> 00:41:39,219 No it's more like Tiger's blood. 405 00:41:44,840 --> 00:41:47,050 The big ball at the castle 406 00:41:47,559 --> 00:41:50,610 always evolved into 407 00:41:51,239 --> 00:41:56,019 something erotic and extraordinary. 408 00:46:05,159 --> 00:46:09,550 Can I have the check please? 409 00:46:10,360 --> 00:46:13,340 Everything here today is on Anton F. Moller's account. 410 00:46:13,960 --> 00:46:17,579 Hello Tony Bram. I've been looking forward to meeting you. 411 00:46:18,280 --> 00:46:21,440 - You have? - I'm Karin and I'm a journalist. 412 00:46:22,920 --> 00:46:24,530 Thanks. 413 00:46:26,639 --> 00:46:28,889 Stop it. 414 00:46:29,400 --> 00:46:32,630 - Nervous? - It's like I was dreaming. 415 00:46:33,280 --> 00:46:35,769 Can I have a word with you? 416 00:46:36,320 --> 00:46:38,320 Before the lynch mob gets you. 417 00:46:38,800 --> 00:46:41,820 - The lynch mob? - Yes, the hack journalists... my colleagues 418 00:46:42,440 --> 00:46:46,130 - Two scotch, on the rocks. - I've got... 419 00:46:46,840 --> 00:46:49,510 Zip it, I'm not going to bite you. 420 00:46:50,079 --> 00:46:54,010 - When do we get to meet the giraffe? - He's a Lion. 421 00:46:54,760 --> 00:46:58,309 I'll get him. I'll be right back. 422 00:47:05,119 --> 00:47:06,199 Hello. 423 00:47:09,280 --> 00:47:11,000 Thanks. 424 00:47:13,239 --> 00:47:15,449 Giving an interview is not hard. 425 00:47:15,960 --> 00:47:19,539 - It's worse. Have you read it? - Certainly. 426 00:47:20,239 --> 00:47:23,570 I've written a big article on you already. 427 00:47:24,239 --> 00:47:27,260 - Perhaps you didn't see it. - Not a clue. 428 00:47:27,880 --> 00:47:32,480 Hello, hello. Anton F. Moller. We'll talk later. The press is here. 429 00:47:33,320 --> 00:47:37,179 - I can't - I'll stick with you. 430 00:47:46,960 --> 00:47:48,780 God only knows how this will end. 431 00:47:49,239 --> 00:47:52,219 Are these erotic stories your own experiences or just made-up fairy tales? 432 00:47:52,840 --> 00:47:54,840 Are they what? 433 00:47:55,320 --> 00:47:58,130 Are you the son of a priest? They are the worst of the worst. 434 00:47:58,719 --> 00:48:00,860 - Are you an erotomaniac, by any chance? - No, I'm an engineer. 435 00:48:06,400 --> 00:48:09,309 Excuse me; do you know where Anton F. Moller has his shindig? 436 00:48:09,920 --> 00:48:12,619 - It's in there. - Oh, thank you. 437 00:48:15,679 --> 00:48:19,440 Hello. Anton F. Moller. Which magazine are you with? 438 00:48:20,159 --> 00:48:23,110 I'm a vice detective. Officer Petersen. 439 00:48:23,719 --> 00:48:28,250 A Count Hubert called me, on behalf of the "Moral Rearmament Fund". 440 00:48:29,079 --> 00:48:30,829 Well, good you came. 441 00:48:31,280 --> 00:48:36,510 He wants to press charges. It's regarding a filthy novel. 442 00:48:37,440 --> 00:48:41,019 - Pure insanity. - Has your mother read it? 443 00:48:51,079 --> 00:48:53,010 No, I'll be damned. No. Not a chance. 444 00:49:01,480 --> 00:49:03,690 Cheers! 445 00:49:05,039 --> 00:49:08,300 It's a little light on the booze, don't you think? 446 00:49:12,039 --> 00:49:14,210 Pretty wet, right? 447 00:49:14,719 --> 00:49:17,389 Take your wet clothes off. You don't want to catch a cold. 448 00:49:17,960 --> 00:49:20,519 Could you unzip me please? 449 00:49:25,079 --> 00:49:26,590 Thank you. 450 00:49:31,239 --> 00:49:33,409 - You can borrow my coat. - Yes, thanks. 451 00:49:35,239 --> 00:49:36,780 Thank you. 452 00:50:11,480 --> 00:50:15,980 You're pretty shy for being an erotic novelist. 453 00:50:18,400 --> 00:50:20,610 Theory is one thing, fact is another. 454 00:50:21,119 --> 00:50:23,219 - Cheers. - Cheers. 455 00:50:27,719 --> 00:50:31,199 - You're so beautiful. - I don't buy that. 456 00:50:31,880 --> 00:50:36,019 If I hadn't read your novel, I might have believed your sweet and innocent dog's eyes. 457 00:50:36,800 --> 00:50:40,519 I don't like knowing that you've read it. You're too good for such crap. 458 00:50:41,239 --> 00:50:44,119 The novel is vulgar and filthy and 459 00:50:44,719 --> 00:50:48,650 Tony, spare me. Your cheap tricks won't work on me. 460 00:50:49,400 --> 00:50:52,730 I bet there are a lot of cheap girls buying your even cheaper tricks. 461 00:50:53,400 --> 00:50:55,960 - But not me. - That's terrible 462 00:50:56,519 --> 00:50:59,679 When you finally meet a girl, that you like, it's... 463 00:51:00,320 --> 00:51:02,349 Destroyed by misunderstandings. 464 00:51:02,840 --> 00:51:06,489 - You don't give up do you? - I wish I could tell you the truth. 465 00:51:07,199 --> 00:51:10,250 - So do it. - I'm afraid I can't. 466 00:51:10,880 --> 00:51:13,159 Then I would destroy... 467 00:51:13,679 --> 00:51:16,030 - You're convincing. - What? 468 00:51:16,559 --> 00:51:19,579 Playing naive and dumb. 469 00:51:27,719 --> 00:51:29,789 - Hello? - It's me. It's wet in here right. 470 00:51:30,280 --> 00:51:32,489 I'll take the next room. 471 00:51:42,000 --> 00:51:44,670 - Hello? - Whatever happened to Tony Bram? 472 00:51:45,239 --> 00:51:47,170 - Got him right here. - That's my girl! 473 00:51:47,639 --> 00:51:52,059 Has he tried to seduce you? What's up with that smut peddler? 474 00:51:52,880 --> 00:51:56,949 He tried. Be cool. A smut peddler is nothing to me. 475 00:51:57,719 --> 00:52:01,159 You'll get your interview. Exclusive. 476 00:52:01,840 --> 00:52:04,230 The other papers don't get squat. 477 00:52:10,800 --> 00:52:14,099 Count Johann is always filled with crazy ideas. 478 00:52:17,400 --> 00:52:21,050 One of his funnier games was, "Who's thing could it be?" 479 00:52:31,239 --> 00:52:34,750 "Eenie, meenie, miny, moe" "Catch a tiger by its toe... " 480 00:52:35,440 --> 00:52:38,070 - I'll take that one. - And I'm that one. 481 00:53:24,880 --> 00:53:27,409 Where did it go? 482 00:53:55,079 --> 00:53:58,559 And it wasn't always easy to guess who's it was. 483 00:53:59,239 --> 00:54:01,340 Isn't this your stop? 484 00:54:03,400 --> 00:54:05,289 That lady. 485 00:54:05,800 --> 00:54:08,750 She comes with loads of cash 486 00:54:09,360 --> 00:54:12,030 but there's something crazy about her. 487 00:54:12,599 --> 00:54:14,210 What the fuck are you doing? 488 00:54:14,639 --> 00:54:16,360 Did you hear that, Soffy? He said the f-word. 489 00:54:16,800 --> 00:54:20,059 Fucking right I use the F-word! You and your Family Chronicles. 490 00:54:20,719 --> 00:54:22,789 It's all about bear, pussy and devil's music! 491 00:54:23,280 --> 00:54:25,420 What kind of language is that? 492 00:54:25,920 --> 00:54:28,409 The same language you use. Page up and page down. 493 00:54:28,960 --> 00:54:31,309 And you made me "write" that novel! 494 00:54:31,840 --> 00:54:35,489 I'll track down each and every little journalist and tell him or her the truth! 495 00:54:36,199 --> 00:54:38,969 It's on the front page. With a picture and everything! 496 00:54:39,559 --> 00:54:40,860 I'll read it to you! 497 00:54:42,239 --> 00:54:45,050 "Up like a lion, down like a lamb" 498 00:54:45,639 --> 00:54:48,969 "That man was more of an Aquarius than a real Lion. " 499 00:54:49,639 --> 00:54:52,550 "He's one of the last boy scouts. Completely inexperienced and innocent. " 500 00:54:53,159 --> 00:54:55,789 "He doesn't have a clue about sex. I bet he's still a Virgin. " 501 00:54:56,360 --> 00:54:59,380 "Why on earth did he put his name on something he knew nothing about. " 502 00:55:00,000 --> 00:55:02,809 "This novel must have been written by a woman. " 503 00:55:03,400 --> 00:55:07,019 Signed "Karin. " What do you have to say about it? 504 00:55:08,960 --> 00:55:11,170 Do you think a woman wrote it? 505 00:55:11,679 --> 00:55:13,960 I'll find out. 506 00:55:14,480 --> 00:55:17,289 - You know that the other papers... - I know. 507 00:55:17,880 --> 00:55:22,130 - I know what to look for. - Look for it, damn it. 508 00:55:22,920 --> 00:55:26,010 This is the Swedish bookstore. We've got to have more. 509 00:55:26,639 --> 00:55:29,800 They're going like butter in sunshine. Give me 500 more. 510 00:55:30,440 --> 00:55:31,519 1012! 511 00:55:31,880 --> 00:55:37,429 "He's one of the last boy scouts. Completely inexperienced and innocent. " 512 00:55:42,840 --> 00:55:45,329 - Hello? - Have you read The Morning Post? 513 00:55:45,880 --> 00:55:50,199 - Who's Tony Bram? - The publisher is asking for you. 514 00:55:51,000 --> 00:55:54,860 No, he's not here. We haven't seen him. 515 00:55:55,599 --> 00:55:57,809 You threw this novel onto me. 516 00:55:58,320 --> 00:56:02,039 Sure, I'd like it, but not with a phony writer. 517 00:56:02,760 --> 00:56:06,730 If a woman wrote it, then get me that woman. Now! 518 00:56:10,559 --> 00:56:15,230 He told me to get that author immediately. 519 00:56:16,079 --> 00:56:18,360 If it was written by a girl, that is. 520 00:56:18,880 --> 00:56:22,289 - Tony wrote it. - I've had enough of that joke. 521 00:56:22,960 --> 00:56:27,739 - But what if he stops the novel? - Tell them you wrote it. 522 00:56:28,599 --> 00:56:31,719 They can't do that. First, the count would give them trouble... 523 00:56:32,360 --> 00:56:37,099 Second, if a woman wrote it, she must be a sex bomb. 524 00:56:37,960 --> 00:56:39,289 Yes... 525 00:56:39,679 --> 00:56:42,030 She has to be "erotically experienced" 526 00:56:42,559 --> 00:56:45,119 Like that Karin. The journalist. 527 00:56:45,679 --> 00:56:50,280 Okay, she'll have something to write about. But you've got to help me. 528 00:57:25,599 --> 00:57:29,320 I had panties like that when I was eleven. 529 00:57:30,039 --> 00:57:33,369 You always ripped your clothes, dear Rosa. 530 00:57:51,320 --> 00:57:53,210 and her I'd like to be alone with 531 00:57:53,679 --> 00:57:56,489 - for five minutes. - What's on your mind Soffy? 532 00:58:18,000 --> 00:58:19,719 God almighty. 533 00:58:52,039 --> 00:58:56,639 You say here you offer Japanese dancing panties. What on earth is that? 534 00:58:57,480 --> 00:59:00,739 I'll tell you. Specially made panties 535 00:59:01,400 --> 00:59:05,019 Straight from Japan. 536 00:59:08,840 --> 00:59:10,800 Shut up, Soffy! 537 00:59:15,000 --> 00:59:18,440 - They don't look Japanese. - Soffy! 538 00:59:27,239 --> 00:59:31,239 Don't you have anything more... advanced? 539 00:59:32,000 --> 00:59:36,949 I can't run around in these scout uniforms all day. 540 00:59:38,679 --> 00:59:43,349 They're good for amateurs. But don't you have something cool? 541 00:59:45,039 --> 00:59:46,969 No it can't be. 542 00:59:50,519 --> 00:59:54,800 Young man? We'll take a couple pair of Japanese dancing panties. 543 00:59:55,599 --> 00:59:58,650 - But without a tiny penis. - Our second cousin has one of those. 544 00:59:59,280 --> 01:00:00,889 We'll save it for later. 545 01:00:01,320 --> 01:00:03,420 Have you called? 546 01:00:04,760 --> 01:00:07,920 She called. The author. The real Toni Bram. 547 01:00:08,559 --> 01:00:11,750 The novel was written by a woman. And she wants to meet with you. 548 01:00:12,400 --> 01:00:16,300 She said your article had a feminine touch to it. 549 01:00:17,039 --> 01:00:20,730 And she looked forward to meeting with you. Just you and me. 550 01:00:21,440 --> 01:00:23,969 We'll meet at the Casanova Beach Resort later tonight. 551 01:00:24,519 --> 01:00:27,260 - How did she sound? - Marvelous. 552 01:00:27,840 --> 01:00:30,159 Deep, sexy voice. 553 01:00:30,679 --> 01:00:32,710 "Hello... " 554 01:00:53,800 --> 01:00:57,099 - Perhaps it's... - The real Toni Bram. 555 01:00:57,760 --> 01:01:00,460 Of course. I knew from the beginning... 556 01:01:01,039 --> 01:01:03,880 that there was a woman behind this novel. 557 01:01:06,599 --> 01:01:09,340 - It couldn't have been a coincidence. - Maybe you're... 558 01:01:09,920 --> 01:01:11,920 Karin. I wrote the article about you... 559 01:01:12,400 --> 01:01:17,110 About my twin brother. And you figured it all out. 560 01:01:17,960 --> 01:01:20,659 - I said to Tony... - Is that your brother's name too? 561 01:01:21,239 --> 01:01:23,239 What...? uh... No. 562 01:01:23,719 --> 01:01:27,579 Antonius. But we thought "Tony" sounded cool when we were kids. 563 01:01:28,320 --> 01:01:31,760 He's a very kind and lovely person. 564 01:01:32,440 --> 01:01:35,349 - Champagne? - Champagne is always nice. 565 01:01:35,960 --> 01:01:38,309 Waiter, champagne! 566 01:03:22,880 --> 01:03:26,570 - What was it you said to Antonius? - To who? My twin brother? 567 01:03:27,280 --> 01:03:31,739 That it was ridiculous he took all the blame. 568 01:03:32,559 --> 01:03:35,300 But he couldn't tolerate his 569 01:03:35,880 --> 01:03:39,949 lovely sister putting her name on a novel like that. 570 01:03:40,719 --> 01:03:42,159 Can you imagine those words coming out of his mouth? 571 01:03:42,559 --> 01:03:45,260 - He's just a boy scout. - Yes, he is. 572 01:03:45,840 --> 01:03:48,260 But he's also a man. You can put that in black and white. 573 01:03:48,800 --> 01:03:52,869 - I'll put a lot in black and white. - That's why I'm here. 574 01:03:53,639 --> 01:03:55,389 I have a photographer with me. 575 01:03:55,840 --> 01:04:00,159 - Do you mind if...? - No, I'm up for grabs! 576 01:05:11,960 --> 01:05:14,170 - Cheers. - Cheers. 577 01:05:17,199 --> 01:05:21,869 You have a strange look. Aren't you happy with your new author? 578 01:05:22,719 --> 01:05:25,000 You bet I am! 579 01:05:25,519 --> 01:05:28,289 You are this novel. 580 01:05:28,880 --> 01:05:32,809 - Do you want to dance? - Yes, please. 581 01:05:37,199 --> 01:05:40,849 I just spoke with the editors. Shall we begin? 582 01:06:34,000 --> 01:06:36,320 - Allow me. - Thanks. 583 01:06:38,599 --> 01:06:40,349 - Cheers. - Cheers. 584 01:06:42,199 --> 01:06:45,889 I have to know every little detail. When were you born? 585 01:06:46,599 --> 01:06:49,480 August 22nd. In the Sign of the Lion. 586 01:06:50,079 --> 01:06:52,250 Which year? 587 01:06:52,760 --> 01:06:55,289 Never ask a lady her age. 588 01:06:55,840 --> 01:06:59,030 Excuse me, I have to powder my nose. Au revoir... 589 01:07:02,079 --> 01:07:04,329 When can I get an interview in peace? 590 01:07:04,840 --> 01:07:08,099 I've got exclusive rights to all her novels. And her memoirs. 591 01:07:08,760 --> 01:07:11,809 - You're fast, aren't you? - Sure. What a night. 592 01:07:16,599 --> 01:07:21,130 - Next door, my darling. - Pardon? God yes. Thanks, young man. 593 01:07:25,039 --> 01:07:27,039 - It's in there. - Right. 594 01:07:44,079 --> 01:07:47,519 You were born on August the 22nd, you say. 595 01:07:48,199 --> 01:07:50,940 Do you think maybe your twin brother was born just a couple of hours later? 596 01:07:51,519 --> 01:07:52,679 What do you mean? 597 01:07:53,039 --> 01:07:56,619 If he was born after midnight, he'd be a Virgin. 598 01:07:57,320 --> 01:08:00,730 That's more like him. 599 01:08:13,519 --> 01:08:17,279 I think you've got my brother all wrong. 600 01:08:18,000 --> 01:08:21,409 - He's more... - I'm interested in you. 601 01:08:22,079 --> 01:08:24,539 Doesn't my brother interest you? 602 01:08:25,079 --> 01:08:27,149 He's nice, but... 603 01:08:27,640 --> 01:08:29,319 You mention the Zodiac signs. 604 01:08:29,760 --> 01:08:31,970 and I've got this article to write. 605 01:08:32,479 --> 01:08:34,579 - Let's say you're a Lion. - Yeah? 606 01:08:35,079 --> 01:08:38,449 And the Lions' sex lives are among the most advanced. 607 01:08:39,119 --> 01:08:41,789 When a lioness is horny, she mates right away. 608 01:08:42,359 --> 01:08:45,130 And in the jungle, they mate like every fifteen minutes. 609 01:08:45,720 --> 01:08:48,039 And this is... Hallelujah! 610 01:08:48,560 --> 01:08:52,460 - Who was the Lion? - That's a good one. We'll print that! 611 01:08:53,199 --> 01:08:55,520 I just have to call this article in. 612 01:08:56,039 --> 01:08:59,130 - See you in the restaurant. - Okey dokey... 613 01:09:02,560 --> 01:09:04,810 We've got tons of pictures. Do you still want more? 614 01:09:05,319 --> 01:09:08,060 - Yes please, as many as possible. - Okay. 615 01:09:10,960 --> 01:09:12,539 - Cheers - Cheers, cheers. 616 01:09:14,199 --> 01:09:16,340 How's the writing? Did you make it? 617 01:09:16,840 --> 01:09:19,369 - It's in print. - On it's way to the stands! 618 01:09:19,920 --> 01:09:22,380 A big new edition. It'll blow right off the stands. 619 01:09:22,920 --> 01:09:25,340 Waiter, some more giggle-water? 620 01:09:25,880 --> 01:09:28,550 There are places where people would hate to hear a lullaby 621 01:09:29,119 --> 01:09:31,819 But to see you leave my table in tears would never happen. 622 01:09:32,399 --> 01:09:35,630 - What have you done to him? - You wouldn't know. 623 01:09:36,279 --> 01:09:40,319 Some fresh air? I'd like to talk some more. 624 01:09:41,079 --> 01:09:43,149 He's big enough to take care of himself. 625 01:09:43,640 --> 01:09:45,500 He is, isn't he? 626 01:09:53,880 --> 01:09:57,000 - And what terrific air this is. - What was it you wanted to talk about? 627 01:09:57,640 --> 01:10:00,029 I want a real interview. 628 01:10:00,560 --> 01:10:03,789 This was more like a story. 629 01:10:04,439 --> 01:10:08,130 - But it made the papers right? - It's on the stands in less than half an hour. 630 01:10:08,840 --> 01:10:12,140 Do you want to jump in? We'll have the beach to ourselves. 631 01:10:23,479 --> 01:10:27,310 Do you want to take a swim, or did you have your cold shower already? 632 01:10:28,039 --> 01:10:30,739 No. It's more like... 633 01:10:31,319 --> 01:10:35,710 Who am I really? You pulled my pants down in yesterday's papers. 634 01:10:36,520 --> 01:10:39,149 I'm looking forward to reading your new article. Bye for now. 635 01:10:59,359 --> 01:11:01,079 42... 636 01:11:02,359 --> 01:11:03,829 4212. 637 01:11:04,239 --> 01:11:07,569 Hello? 638 01:11:09,840 --> 01:11:13,880 Thanks for yesterday and your nice little story. 639 01:11:14,640 --> 01:11:17,060 the picture could have been a little more flattering. 640 01:11:17,600 --> 01:11:21,039 But you got everything. She's wonderful. 641 01:11:23,760 --> 01:11:26,810 - Where did you go? - I'm a little out of it. 642 01:11:27,439 --> 01:11:31,970 Yeah, me too. We have to follow up on this thing. 643 01:11:32,800 --> 01:11:34,729 Your angle, about her twin brother 644 01:11:35,199 --> 01:11:37,619 wanting to save his little sister. 645 01:11:38,159 --> 01:11:41,949 Fuck it. It's good. You have to do an interview with him. 646 01:11:42,680 --> 01:11:45,840 Stop it! I don't want to have anything more to do with that story. 647 01:11:47,520 --> 01:11:51,590 Are you out of your mind? The phone has been ringing all morning. 648 01:11:52,359 --> 01:11:54,989 The first edition sold out, the second too. 649 01:11:55,560 --> 01:11:57,770 A third edition is in print as we speak. 650 01:11:58,279 --> 01:12:00,140 You should call that one off. 651 01:12:00,600 --> 01:12:02,880 We're raiding the bookstores. 652 01:12:03,399 --> 01:12:05,960 We're confiscating "In the Sign of the Lion". 653 01:12:06,520 --> 01:12:11,539 It's the vice squad. They're confiscating the novel. I'll call you later. 654 01:12:17,359 --> 01:12:19,819 There's a court order. 655 01:12:20,359 --> 01:12:24,890 The court has to judge whether the novel is immoral or not. 656 01:12:25,720 --> 01:12:30,109 - It might be the judge himself? - We want to speak with Tony Bram. 657 01:12:30,920 --> 01:12:34,399 The count has accused him of theft. Where do we find him? 658 01:12:35,079 --> 01:12:37,750 - Find whom? - The author. Tony Bram. 659 01:12:38,319 --> 01:12:41,689 Right, Toni Bram. It's not a he. It's a she. 660 01:12:42,359 --> 01:12:45,479 It's his twin sister. He just put his name there to protect her... 661 01:12:46,119 --> 01:12:48,220 He's just an insecure boy scout. He's completely naive. 662 01:12:48,720 --> 01:12:50,819 He couldn't have written that novel. 663 01:12:51,319 --> 01:12:54,130 Don't you read The Morning Post? It's all there. 664 01:12:55,359 --> 01:12:57,390 What about my... 665 01:12:57,960 --> 01:13:00,449 Second cousin? 666 01:13:01,000 --> 01:13:03,949 And in your old party dress. 667 01:13:04,560 --> 01:13:06,699 It's amazing. 668 01:13:07,199 --> 01:13:08,920 You're so beautiful in the paper. 669 01:13:09,359 --> 01:13:11,960 Who could mistake you for a man? 670 01:13:12,520 --> 01:13:15,609 - Ah, shove it! - What, everything is okay. 671 01:13:16,239 --> 01:13:19,609 Yes for you it might be. But what about Karin and me. The girl wrote the article? 672 01:13:20,279 --> 01:13:23,050 She doesn't have to know. 673 01:13:24,479 --> 01:13:27,640 - She does know. - She does? 674 01:13:29,119 --> 01:13:31,960 Impossible. Yrsa gave birth to just one child. A boy. 675 01:13:32,560 --> 01:13:34,350 And he has no twin sister. 676 01:13:34,800 --> 01:13:38,310 Is there anything to this circus? 677 01:13:39,000 --> 01:13:41,069 I mean these accusations of theft? 678 01:13:41,560 --> 01:13:44,020 No, maybe not. 679 01:13:44,560 --> 01:13:48,250 Sorry to interrupt. I thought I heard something about "accusations of theft"? 680 01:13:48,960 --> 01:13:52,960 The count thinks this novel is based on some diaries 681 01:13:53,720 --> 01:13:58,779 that belonged to his dead cousin. Diaries that were stolen. 682 01:13:59,680 --> 01:14:02,590 So, if you get hold of the author 683 01:14:03,199 --> 01:14:06,850 or her twin brother, let me know as soon as possible. 684 01:14:07,560 --> 01:14:09,140 We have to interrogate them both. 685 01:14:09,560 --> 01:14:12,439 They must not leave the country 686 01:14:13,039 --> 01:14:15,210 until we've spoken to them. Understood? 687 01:14:15,720 --> 01:14:19,050 - What happened? - What hasn't happened? 688 01:14:20,560 --> 01:14:24,600 The problem remains, accusations of theft. 689 01:14:25,359 --> 01:14:28,869 They may arrest the twins. Now, when everything was smooth sailing. 690 01:14:29,560 --> 01:14:31,909 What did the count have to say? 691 01:14:32,439 --> 01:14:34,020 A shitload of things. 692 01:14:34,439 --> 01:14:36,399 Like what? 693 01:14:36,880 --> 01:14:40,319 Yrsa had just one kid, a boy. 694 01:14:41,840 --> 01:14:44,819 Yrsa is mentioned all over the novel. 695 01:14:45,439 --> 01:14:48,210 Do you have a copy? Or did the police confiscate everything? 696 01:14:48,800 --> 01:14:51,750 Nobody confiscated anything. 697 01:14:52,359 --> 01:14:54,750 Here you go, the script. 698 01:14:59,319 --> 01:15:02,899 Yes, here it is. "Who's could it be?" 699 01:15:03,600 --> 01:15:05,989 Count Johann always had these crazy ideas. 700 01:15:06,520 --> 01:15:08,590 One of the funniest ones: 701 01:15:09,079 --> 01:15:11,109 "Who's could it be?" 702 01:15:26,479 --> 01:15:28,409 Lets' see now... 703 01:15:30,680 --> 01:15:32,359 To spice up this game 704 01:15:32,800 --> 01:15:35,890 the count always switched places with old Julerup 705 01:15:36,520 --> 01:15:38,310 and Yrsa never guessed 706 01:15:38,760 --> 01:15:42,939 But count Hubert always saw it. He was there like always, spying. 707 01:16:28,920 --> 01:16:32,250 If you see Karin, say hello for me. 708 01:16:32,920 --> 01:16:35,939 She doesn't need to know I fooled her. 709 01:16:36,560 --> 01:16:38,100 Neither I nor 710 01:16:38,520 --> 01:16:41,470 my twin sister will bother her again. 711 01:16:42,079 --> 01:16:45,409 - Bye. - You're leaving now? 712 01:16:46,079 --> 01:16:50,260 Yes, tonight. I just have to leave this package for Count Hubert up at the castle. 713 01:16:51,039 --> 01:16:54,300 It's a couple of old books his cousin Count Johann wrote. 714 01:16:54,960 --> 01:16:58,369 - You have them? - Yes, he forgot them at my mother's house. 715 01:16:59,039 --> 01:17:02,899 - You read them? - I don't read other peoples diaries. 716 01:17:03,640 --> 01:17:06,520 But mother often read them. She used to say they'd mean nothing to me. 717 01:17:07,119 --> 01:17:11,090 So long. And like I said, say hello to Karin. 718 01:17:14,279 --> 01:17:19,159 So it was Yrsa who had the old man's diaries. 719 01:17:20,039 --> 01:17:23,159 Why? To make sure none of us ever read them. 720 01:17:23,800 --> 01:17:28,010 Wait. We wrote about those diaries. 721 01:17:28,800 --> 01:17:31,680 Hurry. Find it. 722 01:17:34,319 --> 01:17:35,159 Here it is. 723 01:17:35,479 --> 01:17:39,520 That night the count was upset. 724 01:17:40,279 --> 01:17:42,770 All because of Yrsa's pregnancy. And he didn't know who the father was. 725 01:17:43,319 --> 01:17:44,689 To avoid a scandal 726 01:17:45,079 --> 01:17:48,489 the count took Yrsa and moved to another country. 727 01:17:49,159 --> 01:17:52,640 So that she could give birth in peace. 728 01:17:53,319 --> 01:17:58,100 But little did we know, that this was the last we would ever see of Count Johann. 729 01:17:58,960 --> 01:18:01,489 He died in a car accident. 730 01:18:02,039 --> 01:18:04,109 Shortly after, Yrsa gave birth. 731 01:18:04,600 --> 01:18:06,699 Why didn't it ever cross our minds? 732 01:18:07,199 --> 01:18:09,449 But it has crossed count Hubert's, because he knows. 733 01:18:09,960 --> 01:18:13,579 And now Tony gives him the diaries. Stupid idiot! 734 01:18:17,520 --> 01:18:18,710 Can I help you? 735 01:18:19,079 --> 01:18:21,779 Are you the chairman of the Moral Rearmament Fund? 736 01:18:22,359 --> 01:18:26,220 And have you asked the police to confiscate this book? 737 01:18:26,960 --> 01:18:30,510 That's right. It's obscene. 738 01:18:31,199 --> 01:18:33,449 You don't want to put a stop to it because you know... 739 01:18:33,960 --> 01:18:35,010 What? 740 01:18:35,359 --> 01:18:38,409 Because it's based on your dead cousin's diaries. 741 01:18:39,039 --> 01:18:41,880 The characters are not fiction. They really existed... 742 01:18:42,479 --> 01:18:44,479 and some still do. 743 01:18:44,960 --> 01:18:48,859 But you see the novel as a mockery of your family's name, isn't that so? 744 01:18:49,600 --> 01:18:53,250 - That's secondary. - Is it? 745 01:18:53,960 --> 01:18:57,960 I want to clear your cousin's name. 746 01:18:58,720 --> 01:19:01,529 Well. What do you want to know? 747 01:19:02,119 --> 01:19:05,239 Yes, first of all. This place. 748 01:19:05,880 --> 01:19:09,810 - You've read the novel? - Yes, it's part of my job. 749 01:19:10,560 --> 01:19:13,020 - What a shame! - What? 750 01:19:13,560 --> 01:19:18,789 That a young lady like you has to read such filth. It should be against the law. 751 01:19:19,720 --> 01:19:23,550 Do you want to have me punished? Just because I've read it? 752 01:19:24,279 --> 01:19:25,720 Like you do on page... 753 01:19:26,119 --> 01:19:28,189 Like here, in the beginning. 754 01:19:28,680 --> 01:19:32,050 when you found out Yrsa had an affair with your friend. 755 01:19:32,720 --> 01:19:35,909 Then she ought to be punished. 756 01:20:31,760 --> 01:20:36,609 - Who made up such nonsense? - Nobody. But it was you, wasn't it? 757 01:20:37,479 --> 01:20:40,989 She deserved it. She fucked anybody, anytime. 758 01:20:41,680 --> 01:20:45,260 While you were standing there watching. Not allowed to join in. 759 01:20:45,960 --> 01:20:49,149 - It was never like that! - Maybe not. 760 01:20:49,800 --> 01:20:53,029 It's just in the book. May I see your hall of mirrors? 761 01:20:53,680 --> 01:20:57,609 We have to get to the castle right away. The diaries are our only proof. 762 01:20:58,359 --> 01:21:00,289 The twins must leave the country 763 01:21:00,760 --> 01:21:03,850 before the vice squad confiscates their passports. 764 01:21:04,479 --> 01:21:06,199 If you know what it is, just say it! 765 01:21:06,640 --> 01:21:09,550 She has left, and he was going to the castle 766 01:21:10,159 --> 01:21:12,369 He was going to return the count's diaries. 767 01:21:12,880 --> 01:21:17,130 He must be stopped. He will fall right into the Lion's mouth! 768 01:21:20,319 --> 01:21:23,439 Was it here your cousin played "Who's thing could it be"? 769 01:21:24,079 --> 01:21:26,539 The girls saw it in the mirrors. 770 01:21:31,800 --> 01:21:35,060 Who was it that made Yrsa pregnant? 771 01:21:42,479 --> 01:21:44,439 You're mind is corrupted with lies. 772 01:21:44,920 --> 01:21:47,060 You promised me you'd clear my cousin's name. 773 01:21:47,560 --> 01:21:51,529 Could be a little hard. When you've seen the hall of mirrors. 774 01:21:52,279 --> 01:21:55,609 You're nothing but a cheap little harlot! You're just like all the others! 775 01:21:56,279 --> 01:21:59,829 You've got an infected immoral mind! You know too much about all this! 776 01:22:00,520 --> 01:22:02,659 You wrote the novel! 777 01:22:03,159 --> 01:22:04,239 And you shall see 778 01:22:04,600 --> 01:22:07,789 that everything those old ladies wrote was true. 779 01:22:08,439 --> 01:22:10,470 - You're completely mad! - Pardon? 780 01:22:10,960 --> 01:22:12,750 - No! - Not true? 781 01:22:24,840 --> 01:22:26,659 I'll beat the devil and the obscenity 782 01:22:27,119 --> 01:22:30,029 And the filth right out of your delicious little body! 783 01:22:30,640 --> 01:22:32,250 Admit you wrote the novel! 784 01:22:32,680 --> 01:22:34,710 - No! - Admit it! 785 01:22:35,199 --> 01:22:37,090 Admit it! Admit it! 786 01:23:15,199 --> 01:23:17,729 - Perhaps you are count Hubert? - Who are you, what do you want? 787 01:23:18,279 --> 01:23:20,279 Tony Bram. I've got something for you. 788 01:23:20,760 --> 01:23:24,020 - What? - Your dead cousin's diaries. 789 01:23:24,680 --> 01:23:26,189 So you're the one who stole them! 790 01:23:26,600 --> 01:23:28,420 - Let me go! - I haven't stolen anything in my whole life. 791 01:23:28,880 --> 01:23:32,250 - Let me go! - You wrote that filthy novel! 792 01:23:32,920 --> 01:23:35,130 - There must be a misunderstanding. - Let me go! 793 01:23:35,640 --> 01:23:37,569 - What was it? - Please leave. 794 01:23:38,039 --> 01:23:39,789 - It's Karin. - Help! 795 01:23:40,239 --> 01:23:43,189 - I'll call the police. - It's Karin! 796 01:23:53,800 --> 01:23:55,380 Karin! 797 01:23:57,840 --> 01:23:59,590 What's going on? 798 01:24:06,199 --> 01:24:09,850 Officer Petersen? It's count Hubert. 799 01:24:10,560 --> 01:24:14,000 I've got Tony Bram here. And he has returned the stolen diaries. 800 01:24:14,680 --> 01:24:18,050 Right now he's beating the poor young journalist. 801 01:24:18,720 --> 01:24:21,420 Get over here before he beats her to death! 802 01:24:22,000 --> 01:24:24,670 - He's crazy. - I'll have him killed! 803 01:24:25,239 --> 01:24:28,119 No. Don't leave me. 804 01:24:35,079 --> 01:24:37,609 Hurry! It's a matter of life and death! 805 01:24:40,680 --> 01:24:42,850 - Faster! - Yes yes yes 806 01:24:59,680 --> 01:25:01,850 Move. Faster. Faster! 807 01:25:20,479 --> 01:25:22,270 What the hell. Is Karin here too!? 808 01:25:24,239 --> 01:25:27,220 Tony Bram? You're under arrest. 809 01:25:27,840 --> 01:25:30,010 He forced me. 810 01:25:30,520 --> 01:25:32,729 He forced her here. And then he started to whip her! 811 01:25:33,239 --> 01:25:35,310 It's a lie. He was the one whipping me! 812 01:25:35,800 --> 01:25:39,210 She's out of her mind. She's terrified and crazy. 813 01:25:39,880 --> 01:25:42,550 He's a violent man. An obscene and immoral crazy man! 814 01:25:43,119 --> 01:25:46,670 Our Tony? A violent man? Can't be. 815 01:25:47,359 --> 01:25:50,770 - You're the crazy one. - Yeah, yeah. 816 01:25:51,439 --> 01:25:55,159 He stole the diaries. I took them from him before he attacked her. 817 01:25:55,880 --> 01:25:58,649 - He came to return them. - I demand he be cuffed and brought to justice. 818 01:25:59,239 --> 01:26:01,520 - Are you coming? - Never. 819 01:26:02,039 --> 01:26:05,159 You're not going to arrest the Count of Boholm? 820 01:26:05,800 --> 01:26:08,260 - Arrest me? - Who said anything about you!? 821 01:26:08,800 --> 01:26:12,979 I mean the real Count of Boholm, the count's son. 822 01:26:14,600 --> 01:26:17,090 Is this young man your son? 823 01:26:19,199 --> 01:26:22,109 - Are you crazy? - No, it's Yrsa's son. 824 01:26:22,720 --> 01:26:25,250 - Who is Yrsa? - My sister. 825 01:26:25,800 --> 01:26:28,640 - She died many many years ago. - She was one nice little girl. 826 01:26:29,239 --> 01:26:31,340 And Tony never read the diaries? 827 01:26:31,840 --> 01:26:33,350 Yrsa told him not to. 828 01:26:33,760 --> 01:26:37,270 He would have gotten the wrong impression of his father, Count Johann. 829 01:26:37,960 --> 01:26:42,210 So, before he became author of this novel, he'd never written 830 01:26:43,000 --> 01:26:46,789 - No, it was his twin sister. - That doesn't exist. 831 01:26:47,520 --> 01:26:50,890 - She does, I've danced with her. - No, it was with him! 832 01:26:51,560 --> 01:26:55,180 But that's something entirely different. 833 01:26:55,880 --> 01:26:57,770 You've lost me a long time ago. I don't get any of this. 834 01:26:58,239 --> 01:26:59,890 Think. 835 01:27:00,319 --> 01:27:05,590 They played "Who's thing could it be?" and the count impregnated Yrsa. 836 01:27:06,520 --> 01:27:12,000 And that kid is Tony, get it? The true heir to the Boholm estate. 837 01:27:12,960 --> 01:27:16,700 Why didn't you just ask me? My lips are sealed.